Meet the new Jazz killer... Matt Bonner. Bonner very nearly beat the Jazz single-handedly last night, taking the winning shot down the stretch, yet coming up short. Bonner beware.
When I read the title to that post, "ALMOST BONNER-ED," I thought for sure it had been either Golden Griff (but he never posts anything, so I decided against that) or Crotty Kid (always a perv).
Much to my surprise, it was DRAFT GURU! Who would have thought?
Well, here is to the Guru for coming up with, in my mind, the greatest post title of the year thus far.
Hey... the fact of the matter is that Bonner almost beat us last night. It's true, isn't it? The titled doesn't lie. I had a feeling Booner would enjoy this post. Glad to make your day.
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I happily await Booner's pseudo-sexual comment on this post.
OK, here it is:
When I read the title to that post, "ALMOST BONNER-ED," I thought for sure it had been either Golden Griff (but he never posts anything, so I decided against that) or Crotty Kid (always a perv).
Much to my surprise, it was DRAFT GURU! Who would have thought?
Well, here is to the Guru for coming up with, in my mind, the greatest post title of the year thus far.
ALMOST BONNER-ED indeed!
Hey... the fact of the matter is that Bonner almost beat us last night. It's true, isn't it? The titled doesn't lie. I had a feeling Booner would enjoy this post. Glad to make your day.
Because Bonner had such a great game against us - look for KOC to sign him this coming off season.
Almost Bonner-ed.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I havent stopped laughing all day.
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