Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Deshawn, the Patriot

On the eve of the NBA preseason tipoff, former jazzman DeShawn Stevenson is showing off his new patriotic ink (yes, that IS Abraham Lincoln on his throat):

. . . and this fresh ink is a CRACK under his eye and on his forehead to symbolize how he never 'cracks' under pressure (unless of course LeBron is anywhere in the same building, in which case he cracks hard).


Pasty Gangsta said...

Clearly I don't understand tattoo metaphors very well, but wouldn't a picture of a crack on your head indicate that you do crack?

Orlando said...

I would have preferred John Quincy Adams on his Adams apple. Get it?