In what is usually one of the most boring press releases of the offseason, the Jazz just announced next year's schedule of games. There's a bit of an interesting twist this time around though: it turns out the great NBA computer system in the sky has decided that our boys are only going to play the Lakers, Spurs and Hornets three times this year. The Jazz play every other Western Conference team four times, except for the Clippers, who they also get for three games. Considering that the Lakers and Spurs pretty much own us (especially on their court), the Hornets are damn good and Western Conference playoff seeding will no doubt once again be determined by a game or two, this is great news.
Thank you, Mr. Stern, for lending us a hand.
Thank you, Mr. Stern, for lending us a hand.
4 comments:
Who is that in the picture holding the little kids' hands? Bob Hope? Jeffrey R. Holland? Donald Trump? I cannot tell it is soooooo blurry.
Thanks for the question, Booner. That picture is of none other than NBA Commissioner David Stern! Anything else?
Yes, two more questions, 1) Why is the photo so unbearably blurry, and 2) how do you expect people to see that it is Stern. I thought it was Letterman, or Leiberman, or Danny Devito.
Booner, haven't you heard about all the Chinese censorship? This is just another example. They don't want us to know that our basketball commish is a man of the people. And that he loves Chinese children. Another example of being kept down by the Mao.
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