Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The REAL Injury Update

While the SL Trib is reporting that D Will may be back on the court tonight, we would be better served to analyze the real injury currently undermining the Jazz's efficiency.
Jaron Collins is now considering surgery on his elbow after a massively terrifying golf cart accident this summer. The poor guy. Golf is for hard-core nut jobs, and he was sucked into a situation he never should have been in as a result of unprecedented peer pressure from his brother Jason. Regardless, if he is out at least 8 weeks, who will catch the starters' heat pads? Who will give chest bumps during player introductions?
Look at Jarron in this photo (above). Who else can fill that role for the Jazz? WHO? With Jarron out, the Jazz falter. He is our diplomat, our classy leader, our academic warrior, and best fouler. Get well soon Jarron!

1 comment:

Pasty Gangsta said...

Sounds like either way Collins is out for the next six weeks at least. That's a real blow to our boys.